scouse jokes one liners
The truck driver quietly sat there eating his steak.The leader of the more... Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! "I've got a wagon with 20, 000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the bastards have managed to nick a motorbike already". city of culture now thats a joke gity of doliets more like! He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20, 000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. Still laugh when I see her" - Rob Moran, "Gang of grannies digging through a bargain bin of golf gloves at TJ Hughes years ago and having a fit that they could only find right handed gloves" - Louise Douglas, "Little old woman asking if my son could do 'the toothpaste dance' like the other kids. A little gay guy walked in to the bar, after plucking up some courage he went over to the Scouser and said " What are the chances of a blow job " The scouser punched him on the nose dragged him outside and punched him again before returning to his drink. How do you make a scouser run faster? - Julie Gordon, "I was on the 12 bus few years ago and the woman in front was having a conversation and goes 'me daughter got a cheese burger yesterday, it's like a plain one but with cheese' to this day I still remember it and it still makes me giggle" - Tom Neill, "In Tesco, Litherland, a shop assistant to a young female shopper, 'That’s a nice tan, where have you been? If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him? A Batman can go anywhere without Robin. I was walking behind a lad and this girl tried to stop him and in a Scouse accent he goes 'sorry love - I don't speak English'" - Chris Watts, “No lad I can’t come out tonight, I pyar stink of cream. asked an American. LOL I wasnt sure what a scouse was to begin with either but you get the general idea pretty quick. Then Bob says, " Cilla , that was wonderful. So they go back to her place and have great sex. He went up to the bar and saw my friend's dad behind the bar and said 'Bloody hell mate how many pubs do you own around here?'" A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. Liverpool F C was one, but Kenny's fixed that at the expense of my beloved wolves. The doorman at the club greets them and says,' Hey Dave, how ya more... Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. Back in February, we asked readers to send in some of the funniest things they've ever seen or overheard in Liverpool - and their responses did not disappoint. The Manc kicks an empty can and a genie pops out. Great thread ;). But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." They obviously didn't like him as one said to the other 'he is a waste of space. "You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn". ", How we let you talk us into coming and living in Liverpool, I'll never know....". All non-essential retailers must close under new national lockdown rules from Thursday, Gary Lineker makes Diogo Jota admission about Liverpool front three. ... We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. Followers 0. From things overheard in the chippy to some absolute gold from Scouse nans, these are the moments that show Scousers really have got the best sense of humour around.


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